Funny illness quotes sayings
1. "I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places." - Henny Youngman
2. "I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course." - Groucho Marx
3. "I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure." - Unknown
4. "I'm not a hypochondriac, I'm just in touch with my inner drama queen." - Unknown
5. "I'm not feeling very well, I need a new body. This one is full of defects." - Unknown
6. "I'm not sick, I'm just allergic to Mondays." - Unknown
7. "I'm not feeling well, I have a case of the Mondays that won't quit." - Unknown
8. "I'm not feeling well, I think I have a case of the 'I don't want to go to work' flu." - Unknown
9. "I'm not feeling well, I have a severe case of 'I'd rather be in bed' syndrome." - Unknown
10. "I'm not sick, I'm just in a committed relationship with my bed." - Unknown
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1. You're the cream to my cookie.2. Life is sweeter with you, Oreo.3. Together, we're the perfect dunking duo.4. You're the twist to my lick.5. Two sides of the same delicious cookie.6. Oreo, you complete me.7. You're my favorite kind of sandwich.8. Sweet on the outside, sweet on the
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