Monday morning sayings funny
1. "Monday morning: the only time when you can feel like you've been hit by a truck, even though you've just been sleeping."
2. "Monday mornings are like a bad hair day for the soul."
3. "Coffee: because Monday mornings were made for caffeine and questionable life choices."
4. "Monday mornings: the only time when hitting snooze feels like a productive decision."
5. "I'm not a morning person, especially on Mondays. Can I get a refund or exchange for a Saturday instead?"
6. "Monday mornings are a cruel reminder that the weekend is over and adulting is back in full swing."
7. "Monday mornings: the perfect time to reevaluate all your life choices and wonder why you didn't become a professional sleeper."
8. "If Monday had a face, I would punch it. But since it doesn't, I'll just have another cup of coffee."
9. "Monday mornings are like a bad sequel to a movie you didn't want to watch in the first place."
10. "I can't adult today, please don't make me adult. Especially on a Monday morning."
Above is Monday morning sayings funny.
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