Funny jester sayings

1. "Why did the jester bring a ladder to the comedy club? He heard the drinks were on the house!"

2. "I asked the jester for some advice, but all he did was juggle and make funny faces. I guess that's his way of saying 'life is a circus!'"

3. "Why did the jester bring a mirror to the party? So he could reflect on his jokes!"

4. "I told the jester I was feeling down, and he said, 'Don't worry, I'll cheer you up... for a small fee!'"

5. "Why did the jester go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the puns and needed a punchline prescription!"

6. "I asked the jester for directions, and he said, 'Just follow the sound of laughter and you'll find me!'"

7. "Why did the jester bring a rubber chicken to the royal banquet? To make sure there was fowl play!"

8. "I tried to challenge the jester to a joke-off, but he said, 'I'm the king of jest, you can't jest with the best!'"

9. "Why did the jester wear a funny hat? Because it was a crown-ing achievement in comedy!"

10. "I asked the jester for a bedtime story, and he said, 'Once upon a time, there was a jester who told too many jokes... and they all lived laughably ever after!'"

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