Funny kangaroo sayings

1. "Hoppy to see you!"

2. "Don't be a pouch potato!"

3. "I'm not just bouncing around, I'm kangaroo-ing places!"

4. "I'm not a morning roo, I'm a night roo!"

5. "I'm not just hopping mad, I'm hopping glad!"

6. "I'm not just a kangaroo, I'm a kangaroot!"

7. "Don't make me kick you with my kangaroo feet!"

8. "I'm not just a kangaroo, I'm a kangarootin' tootin' good time!"

9. "I'm not just jumping for joy, I'm kangaroo-ing for joy!"

10. "I'm not just a kangaroo, I'm a kangaroot of all evil!"

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Fake and phony people quotes and sayings

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Film noir sayings

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