Real funny quotes and sayings
1. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield
2. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright
3. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
4. "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness." - Emo Philips
5. "I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure." - Unknown
6. "I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you." - Unknown
7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode." - Unknown
9. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown
10. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people." - Unknown
Above is Real funny quotes and sayings.
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1. Don't stop believin'!2. Being part of something special makes you special.3. It's not about being perfect, it's about being yourself.4. Life is too short to be serious all the time.5. Every song has a message, and the message of this one is 'be who you are'.6. You can't always get what
1. Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton2. Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson3. Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Edgar Degas4. The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - P
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1. Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!2. Making a list and checking it twice.3. Believe in the magic of Christmas.4. Santa Claus is coming to town!5. Spread joy and cheer to all.6. It's the most wonderful time of the year.7. May your days be merry and bright.8. Keep the spirit of Christmas ali
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1. Goodbyes are not forever, are not the end; it simply means I'll miss you until we meet again. - Unknown2. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. - Dr. Seuss3. How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard. - A.A. Milne4. Goodbyes are not the end. They