Funny little boy sayings

1. "I'm not tired, I'm just resting my eyes."

2. "I didn't do it, my imaginary friend did!"

3. "I'm not a regular kid, I'm a cool kid."

4. "I'm not messy, I'm just creatively disorganized."

5. "I'm not a picky eater, I just have a refined palate."

6. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring."

7. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just waiting for the right moment."

8. "I'm not talking back, I'm just expressing my opinion loudly."

9. "I'm not forgetful, I just have selective memory."

10. "I'm not being silly, I'm just practicing my stand-up comedy routine."

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