1. "I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it." - Oscar Wilde
2. "I would rather have nothing but you than have everything and not you." - Oscar Wilde
3. "The heart was made to be broken." - Oscar Wilde
4. "Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead." - Oscar Wilde
5. "To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." - Oscar Wilde
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1. Season's greetings and holiday cheer!2. Merry and bright, all day and night.3. Joy to the world, and to all a good night.4. Tis the season to be jolly!5. Peace on earth, goodwill to all.6. Wishing you a holly jolly holiday.7. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!8. May your days b
1. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!2. I'm in a committed relationship with pizza. It's getting pretty serious.3. I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.4. I'm on a strict diet... it's called the 'see food diet.' I see food and I eat
1. Time flies when I'm with you.2. Forever and always, my love.3. You are my greatest adventure.4. Every second with you is a treasure.5. My heart beats for you, always.6. Together, forever in time.7. You are my sunshine in every hour.8. Love you more with each passing minute.9. Our
1. A daughter is just a little girl who grows up to be your best friend.2. A father holds his daughter's hand for a short while, but he holds her heart forever.3. A daughter may outgrow your lap, but she will never outgrow your heart.4. Dad: a daughter's first love, a son's first hero.5. To
Keep calm and pretend it's on the lesson plan.Sorry, I'm late. I didn't want to come.I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.Chocolate does
Here are some funny dog sayings that could be featured on doormats:1. Beware of Dog Hair2. Wipe Your Paws3. Welcome, Sit, Stay4. Dogs Welcome, People Tolerated5. In Dog Beers, I've Only Had One6. Home is Where the Dog Hair Sticks to Everything But the Dog7. Sorry, My Dog Ordered Me Not
1. Love is a many-splendored thing.2. Love makes the world go round.3. Love knows no boundaries.4. Love is blind.5. All's fair in love and war.6. Love conquers all.7. Love is a two-way street.8. Love is like a rose, beautiful yet delicate.9. Love is the greatest gift of all.10. Lo
1. A son is a mother's pride and joy.2. A son is a mother's heart walking outside her body.3. A son may outgrow a mother's lap, but he will never outgrow her heart.4. A son is a mother's forever friend.5. A son is a mother's greatest blessing.6. A son is a mother's love made visible.7.
1. Rock bottom is a solid foundation on which to rebuild. 2. You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. 3. Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors. 4. Life is a climb, but the view is great. 5. When life gives you rocks, build a foundation. 6. In the waves of change, we find ou
1. Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.2. Life is like a pineapple, prickly on the outside but sweet on the inside.3. Stay sharp like a pineapple, but always be sweet.4. In a world full of apples, be a pineapple.5. Be a pineapple in a world full of apples -