Funny negative sayings

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

5. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm just a realist with low expectations."

6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

7. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my indifference."

8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a not-a-morning-person person."

9. "I'm not short-tempered, I just have a quick reaction to stupidity."

10. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."

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