1. "He's behind you!"
2. "Oh no it isn't!"
3. "It's behind the clock!"
4. "He's got a beanstalk in his back pocket!"
5. "It's all gone pear-shaped!"
6. "It's like a pantomime horse trying to do ballet!"
7. "He's as useful as a chocolate teapot!"
8. "He's as lost as a turkey in a snowstorm!"
9. "He's as subtle as a sledgehammer!"
10. "He's as quiet as a herd of elephants in a china shop!"
Above is Funny panto sayings.
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.3. Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon4. The only thing we have to fea
1. Shine bright like a glow stick.2. Let your light shine in the dark.3. Glow with the flow.4. Stars can't shine without darkness.5. Radiate positivity in the dark.6. Glowing with happiness.7. Light up the night.8. Glowing is my superpower.9. In a world full of darkness, be the ligh
See you later, alligator!
1. To my beautiful daughter, may your birthday be as special as you are to me.2. Happy birthday to my sweet daughter, you bring so much joy and love into my life.3. On your special day, I wish you all the happiness in the world. Happy birthday, my dear daughter.4. Daughter, you are a gift fro
1. Make a wish and watch it come true at our wishing well party!2. Join us for a magical evening of wishes and dreams at our wishing well celebration.3. Drop a coin and make a wish at our enchanted wishing well gathering.4. Come share in the joy of granting wishes at our wishing well event.5
1. As useful as a screen door on a submarine.2. As rare as hen's teeth.3. Flat out like a lizard drinking.4. As mad as a cut snake.5. As dry as a dead dingo's donger.6. He's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock.7. As full as a goog.8. He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock.9.
1. Please remain seated during the entire performance.2. Wash your hands, ya filthy animal.3. This is my throne, don't be a peasant.4. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.5. Bathroom rules: 1. Wash your hands. 2. Flush the toilet. 3. If you sprinkle when you ti
1. Be brave, be kind, be you2. Stay strong, stay true, stay beautiful3. Dream big, sparkle more, shine bright4. You are enough, you are loved, you are amazing5. Fearless, fierce, fabulous6. Believe in yourself, love yourself, empower yourself7. She believed she could, so she did8. Liv
1. Land of the free, home of the brave.2. Let freedom ring.3. United we stand.4. Stars and stripes forever.5. Independence Day, celebrating freedom.6. Liberty and justice for all.7. Red, white, and blue, happy 4th of July!8. Fireworks lighting up the sky.9. Proud to be an American.
1. Welcoming our newest addition with love and joy!2. Celebrating the start of a beautiful new chapter.3. Showering love on our growing family.4. A sweet beginning to a new family story.5. Blessed to bring a new little one into our hearts.6. Love makes a family, and ours is growing.7. F