Funny neighbour sayings

1. "My neighbor's idea of landscaping is to let the weeds grow tall enough to block my view."

2. "I think my neighbor is training for the Olympics in door-slamming."

3. "My neighbor's favorite hobby is mowing the lawn at 7 am on a Saturday."

4. "I swear my neighbor's dog is part rooster, it crows every morning at dawn."

5. "My neighbor's idea of a friendly chat is yelling at me from across the fence."

6. "I'm pretty sure my neighbor is auditioning for a role in a soap opera with all the drama they bring."

7. "My neighbor's car alarm goes off more often than they actually drive the car."

8. "I think my neighbor believes in the philosophy of 'loud music is good music'."

9. "My neighbor must be a professional drummer, they practice every night at 11 pm."

10. "I'm convinced my neighbor is secretly a ninja, I never see them but I always hear them."

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