Funny old folks sayings
1. "I'm so old, I remember when rainbows were black and white."
2. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."
3. "I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was."
4. "I'm so old, my birth certificate is written in Roman numerals."
5. "I'm not old, I'm just a classic."
6. "I'm so old, I remember when the Dead Sea was only sick."
7. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
8. "I'm so old, I remember when the Dead Sea was only sick."
9. "I'm not old, I'm just a vintage model."
10. "I'm so old, I remember when the Grand Canyon was just a ditch."
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1. Life is better on a porch swing.2. Swinging away the worries of the day.3. Happiness is a porch swing and a good book.4. Swing, relax, repeat.5. Swaying in the breeze, feeling at ease.6. Porch swing therapy: the best kind of therapy.7. Swinging into serenity.8. In the rhythm of the
1. Sandy toes and salty kisses.2. Life's a beach, enjoy the waves.3. Seas the day.4. Mermaid kisses and starfish wishes.5. Let the sea set you free.6. You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf.7. Beach hair, don't care.8. Shell yeah!9. Sun, sand, and a drink in my hand.10
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1. Curtains are like the final touch that completes a room.2. Behind every curtain lies a story waiting to be revealed.3. Curtains add a touch of elegance and charm to any space.4. Just like curtains, sometimes we need to draw a veil over certain aspects of our lives.5. Curtains not only pr
1. Kemey aleka? - How are you?2. Enkuan aderesachu - Good morning3. Dehna neh? - How are you doing?4. Yihen sewoch - Good night5. Amlak yimelisal - God bless you6. Yenante alachu - I miss you7. Enebela - I'm sorry8. Yefikir fikir - Love is love9. Enkuan le enkuan - Health for healt
1. A cluttered space leads to a cluttered mind.2. Clear the clutter, clear your mind.3. Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.4. Clutter is the physical manifestation of chaos.5. Out of clutter, find simplicity.6. A cluttered room is a reflection of a cluttered mind.7. Less stuff, m
1. Wash your worries away.2. Life is like a bath, the longer you're in it, the more wrinkled you get.3. Squeeze out every drop of happiness.4. Be the reason someone smiles today.5. Wash your hands and say your prayers, because Jesus and germs are everywhere.6. So fresh and so clean.7. Y
1. Happy wife, happy life.2. Behind every successful man is a strong woman.3. Love you to the moon and back.4. You're my rock, my love, my everything.5. Together is my favorite place to be.6. I'm so lucky to have you as my partner.7. You complete me.8. You're the peanut butter to my j
1. Más perdido que turco en la neblina - More lost than a Turk in the fog2. Más aburrido que chupar un clavo - More boring than sucking on a nail3. Más nervioso que gato en la parrilla - More nervous than a cat on a grill4. Más feo que patada de chancho - Uglier than a pig's kick5. Más larg
Rome wasn't built in a day.Actions speak louder than words.The early bird catches the worm.Patience is a virtue.Every cloud has a silver lining.Two wrongs don't make a right.Better late than never.Look before you leap.Make hay while the sun shines.All good things must come to an e