Funny old folks sayings
1. "I'm so old, I remember when rainbows were black and white."
2. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."
3. "I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was."
4. "I'm so old, my birth certificate is written in Roman numerals."
5. "I'm not old, I'm just a classic."
6. "I'm so old, I remember when the Dead Sea was only sick."
7. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
8. "I'm so old, I remember when the Dead Sea was only sick."
9. "I'm not old, I'm just a vintage model."
10. "I'm so old, I remember when the Grand Canyon was just a ditch."
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