Funny orthopedic sayings
1. "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
2. "I'm feeling a little off-balance today, must be a joint effort."
3. "I kneed a break from all this bone talk."
4. "I'm not a doctor, but I can definitely lend you a hand."
5. "I'm on a roll, just like a wheel on a broken ankle."
6. "I'm in a cast of characters, and you're the funny bone."
7. "I'm hip to your jokes, but let's not fracture any friendships."
8. "I'm not one to rib you, but that was humerus."
9. "I'm not spineless, but I do have a good sense of humor."
10. "I'm not trying to be a heel, but these orthopedic puns are a real knee-slapper."
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