Funny over 40 sayings
1. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."
2. "I'm not aging, I'm just increasing in value."
3. "I'm not getting older, I'm just becoming a classic."
4. "I'm not over the hill, I'm just on top of it."
5. "I'm not middle-aged, I'm just halfway to 90."
6. "I'm not past my prime, I'm just in my golden years."
7. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
8. "I'm not a senior citizen, I'm a vintage model."
9. "I'm not elderly, I'm just chronologically gifted."
10. "I'm not ancient, I'm just a timeless treasure."
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1. Life is not black and white, but shades of gray.2. In a world of black and white, be the color.3. Sometimes the most colorful thing in the room is a black and white photograph.4. There is beauty in simplicity, like black and white.5. Life is a canvas, and we paint it with black and white
1. You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my macaroni, and the best friend a person could ask for.2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!3. You're the sprinkles on my cupcake, the cream in my coffee, and the sunshine on my cloudy days.4. You make my he
1. Sip, sip, hooray!2. Pinkies up, bottoms up!3. Slay, then rosé.4. On Wednesdays, we drink pink.5. Champagne is always the answer.6. Keep calm and drink on.7. Wine a little, laugh a lot.8. Let's get fizzy and frisky.9. Pour yourself a glass of confidence.10. Drink like a lady, party like a boss.
1. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged.6. I'm not a control freak, but can I
1. Come on down, you're the next contestant on the Price is Right...or are you just here for the free samples?2. You bid how much on that toaster? Did you think it was made of gold?3. Congratulations, you've won a brand new car! Just kidding, it's actually a year's supply of toilet paper.4. Y
1. Life is a gift, embrace it with gratitude.2. Embrace the journey, not just the destination.3. Embrace the challenges, for they make you stronger.4. Embrace the present moment, for it is all we truly have.5. Embrace change, for it leads to growth and new opportunities.6. Embrace your un
Here are a few editable sayings that could be used on a Catholic prayer shawl:1. May this shawl be a reminder of God's love and presence in your life.2. Wrap yourself in the warmth of God's love and find comfort in His embrace.3. As you wear this shawl, may you feel the peace and strength of Go
1. Apples and pears - stairs2. Butcher's hook - look3. Trouble and strife - wife4. Dog and bone - phone5. Adam and Eve - believe6. Ruby Murray - curry7. Plates of meat - feet8. Bread and honey - money9. North and south - mouth10. Barnet Fair - hair
1. Throw strikes, make them chase.2. Every pitch has a purpose.3. Trust your stuff.4. Control the game, control the outcome.5. Stay focused, stay aggressive.6. Pitch with confidence, not fear.7. Work fast, throw strikes.8. Make them earn it.9. Keep hitters off balance.10. Embrace
1. Anger is like a storm that rages within, destroying everything in its path.2. When anger takes over, reason goes out the window.3. Anger is a fire that burns from the inside out.4. In the heat of anger, words are often spoken that can never be taken back.5. Anger is a powerful force that