Funny photographer sayings

1. "I shoot people and sometimes cut off their heads... with my camera, of course."

2. "I don't need therapy, I just need my camera."

3. "I don't always take photos, but when I do, I make sure to capture the awkward moments."

4. "I'm not a stalker, I'm just a photographer in training."

5. "I'm like a ninja, but with a camera instead of throwing stars."

6. "I may be behind the camera, but I'm always in focus."

7. "I'm not anti-social, I'm just a photographer who prefers to be behind the lens."

8. "I don't have a favorite color, I have a favorite lighting."

9. "I shoot people for a living, but don't worry, it's all in good fun."

10. "I don't need a therapist, I just need a wide-angle lens."

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