Funny pilot sayings

1. "I feel like I'm flying by the seat of my pants... oh wait, I am!"

2. "I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route."

3. "I have a great view from up here, but I still can't find my keys."

4. "I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things."

5. "I'm not a control freak, I'm just a pilot."

6. "I have a lot of baggage, but at least it's all carry-on."

7. "I'm not lost, I'm just temporarily disoriented."

8. "I have a fear of flying... running out of fuel."

9. "I'm not flying, I'm just high on life... and altitude."

10. "I don't always fly, but when I do, I prefer to be in the cockpit."

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