Funny poor sayings
1. "I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention."
2. "I'm not just living paycheck to paycheck, I'm living direct deposit to direct deposit."
3. "I'm so poor, I can't even afford to pay my respects."
4. "I'm so broke, I have to make a reservation to go window shopping."
5. "I'm so poor, I have to take a selfie just to see what I look like."
6. "I'm so broke, my bank account is on a diet."
7. "I'm so poor, I have to chase after the ice cream truck on foot."
8. "I'm so broke, I have to budget my breathing."
9. "I'm so poor, I have to check my bank balance before I dream."
10. "I'm so broke, I have to take out a loan to pay attention."
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