Funny posters with sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

5. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."

6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

7. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

8. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."

9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

10. "I'm not a superhero, but I am super awesome."

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Sayings for telling people something they already know

1. I'm sure you're already aware of this, but...2. As you probably know...3. You're likely familiar with this, but...4. I'm sure this isn't news to you, but...5. You're probably well aware that...6. I'm sure you've heard this before, but...7. This is probably not new information for you

Roof sayings

1. A roof over your head is a blessing.2. Raise the roof!3. The roof is the crown of the house.4. Under the same roof.5. The roof protects us from the storm.6. Hit the roof.7. A leaky roof is a sign of trouble.8. The roof is your first defense against the elements.9. A solid roof is

Best subaru sayings

1. Subaru: Confidence in Motion.2. It's not just a car, it's a Subaru.3. Love. It's what makes a Subaru, a Subaru.4. Subaru: Built to enjoy life's adventures.5. Subaru: Where passion meets performance.6. Subaru: Unleash the power of adventure.7. Subaru: The heart and soul of the road.8

Gorakhnath sayings

Gorakhnath, also known as Gorakshanath, was a prominent yogi and saint in the Nath tradition of Hinduism. He is believed to have lived in the 11th century and is considered one of the founders of Hatha Yoga. While there are many sayings attributed to Gorakhnath, here are a few of his teachings:1. B

Thanksgiving sayings for signs

1. Grateful hearts gather here.2. Thankful, blessed, and mashed potato obsessed.3. Gather together, give thanks, and eat pie.4. In all things, give thanks.5. Feast mode: ON.6. Thankful and blessed.7. Gratitude is the best attitude.8. Eat, drink, and be thankful.9. Thanksgiving: a ti

Funny insulting sayings

1. If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.2. You're not just a clown, you're the entire circus.3. You're the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles.4. If stupidity was a crime, you'd be on death row.5. You're about as useful as a screen door on a submar

English sayings wise people listen

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Funny testicle sayings

1. I've got balls of steel.2. Don't be a nut, be a testicle.3. Keep your eye on the ball... or balls.4. Life is like a pair of testicles - sometimes it's up, sometimes it's down.5. I've got a lot of balls in the air right now.6. I'm just hanging around like a pair of testicles.7. Balls

Jon sandman rocket league sayings

1. Calculated!2. What a save!3. Nice shot!4. Savage!5. OMG!6. GG!7. No problem.8. Close one!9. Great pass!10. Take the shot!

Abdul kalam sayings related to strength

Here are a few quotes by Abdul Kalam related to strength:1. Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.2. You have to dream before your dreams can come true.3. Don't take rest after your first victory because if you fail in second, more lips are waiting to