Funny proverbs and sayings
1. "A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny spent on tacos is a penny well invested."
2. "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
3. "A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
5. "The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid."
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
7. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity."
8. "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."
9. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
10. "I'm not sure if I have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything."
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