Funny psycho sayings
1. "I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours."
2. "I'm not insane, I'm creatively disturbed."
3. "I'm not psycho, I just have a unique perspective on things."
4. "I'm not mentally unstable, I'm just too advanced for this world."
5. "I'm not a psychopath, I'm just really good at hiding it."
6. "I'm not crazy, I'm just a little eccentric."
7. "I'm not deranged, I'm just operating on a different wavelength."
8. "I'm not a lunatic, I'm just living in my own little world."
9. "I'm not a madman, I'm just misunderstood."
10. "I'm not insane, I'm just delightfully unhinged."
Above is Funny psycho sayings.
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. Better safe than sorry.3. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.4. More haste, less speed.5. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.6. The bigger the risk, the bigger the reward.7. The bigger they come, the harder th
1. Every day is a gift, so make the most of it.2. Time is a precious gift, use it wisely.3. A new day, a new opportunity to make a difference.4. May each day on this calendar be filled with joy and blessings.5. Life is a beautiful journey, cherish each moment.6. Every day is a blank page,
1. Ah sure, it'll be grand.2. Close the door, were you born in a barn?3. I didn't rear you to be acting the maggot.4. If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me.5. Eat your dinner, there are children starving in Africa.6. Don't make me come up there!7. Is that the fashion
1. Purr-fectly adorable!2. Meow you doin'?3. You've got to be kitten me!4. Pawsitively charming.5. Meow or never!6. Feline fine and dandy.7. Whisker me away!8. You're the cat's whiskers!9. Meow's it going?10. Purr-fection in every way!
1. My heart is shattered into a million pieces.2. Love is a battlefield, and I've been defeated.3. I feel like I'm drowning in a sea of sadness.4. The pain in my chest is a constant reminder of what once was.5. I never knew heartbreak could hurt this much.6. I thought we were forever, but
1. Erasing mistakes, one swipe at a time.2. Erasing the past, making way for a brighter future.3. Rubbing out errors, one smudge at a time.4. Erasing with grace, leaving no trace.5. Wiping away the oopsies, like they never happened.6. Making room for new ideas, one eraser at a time.7. E
1. A penny saved is a penny earned, but a dollar found in the laundry is a cause for celebration!2. Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's almond milk, then you can cry a little.3. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.4. A watched pot never boils, but an unwatc
1. Earrings are like the exclamation point of an outfit.2. A woman is incomplete without earrings.3. Earrings are the finishing touch that completes a look.4. Earrings speak louder than words.5. Life is too short to wear boring earrings.6. Earrings are a reflection of your personality.7.
1. Gratitude is the fairest blossom which springs from the soul. - Henry Ward Beecher2. Thank you is the best prayer that anyone could say. I say that one a lot. Thank you expresses extreme gratitude, humility, understanding. - Alice Walker3. Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivin
1. You're a sweet teacher!2. You're the 'kiss' of the classroom!3. Thanks for 'kissing' our minds with knowledge!4. You're the 'sweetest' teacher around!5. Teaching with love and 'kisses'!6. You make learning 'sweet'!7. Thanks for 'kissing' our education!8. You're a 'kiss' above the r