Funny quotes sayings and jokes
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."
5. "I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.'"
6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist with a sarcastic streak."
9. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
10. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
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1. Stay strong, stay safe, stay Army strong. Goodbye.2. Hooah! Until we meet again, goodbye.3. Soldier on, soldier. Farewell.4. Keep your head high and your spirit strong. Goodbye, soldier.5. Onward and upward, soldier. Goodbye for now.6. Stay vigilant, stay true. Goodbye, soldier.7. Ke
1. I don't like to gamble, but if there's one thing I'm willing to bet on, it's myself.2. Power is not given to you. You have to take it.3. The most alluring thing a woman can have is confidence.4. I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation.5.
1. Endurance is not just the ability to bear a hard thing, but to turn it into glory. - William Barclay2. Endurance is the crowning quality, and patience all the passion of great hearts. - James Russell Lowell3. Endurance is one of the most difficult disciplines, but it is to the one who endure
1. Betrayal is like a snake, it slithers into your life and poisons everything.2. The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies, but from those you trust the most.3. Betrayal is a wound that never truly heals.4. Trust is like a mirror, once it's broken, you can nev
1. Carpe Diem - Seize the day2. Veni, Vidi, Vici - I came, I saw, I conquered3. Amor Vincit Omnia - Love conquers all4. Memento Mori - Remember that you will die5. Per Aspera Ad Astra - Through hardships to the stars6. Fortes Fortuna Adiuvat - Fortune favors the bold7. In Omnia Paratus
1. Do not be misled by what you see around you, or be influenced by what you see. You live in a world which is a playground of illusion, full of false paths, false values and false ideals. But you are not part of that world.2. Do not judge others. You are not qualified to do so. Each one is engag
1. Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams2. I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown3. The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire. - Unknown4. I feel the need... the need for speed! - Top Gun5. Flying is the sec
1. Believe you can and you're halfway there.2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.4. Dream big and dare to fail.5. Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.6. You are capable of amazing t
ஒரு நாள் கூத்துக்கு பழைய பழமொழிகள் என்றால், அது பழைய கட்டுரைகள் அல்லது பழமொழிகள் என்று பொருள். இது பழைய அரசியல் அல்லது கலையில் பயன்படுத்தப்படும் பழைய பழமொழிகளை குறிப்பிடும் பொருள்.
1. Life is short, make it sweet.2. In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take.3. Life is a journey, not a destination.4. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.5. Happiness is a choice, not a result.6. The best way to predict the future is to create it.7. Life i