Funny relax sayings
1. "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not."
2. "Keep calm and pretend it's not Monday."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not a morning person. I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
8. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
9. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
10. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."
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