Funny resolutions sayings
1. "My resolution for this year is to remember to put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional.'"
2. "I resolve to stop pretending that I have it all together, and just embrace my chaos."
3. "This year, I'm resolving to be more spontaneous...just as soon as I schedule it in."
4. "My resolution is to be more positive, but let's be real, my blood type is coffee."
5. "I resolve to finally conquer my fear of missing out by staying in and watching Netflix."
6. "My resolution is to exercise more...by running late to everything."
7. "I resolve to eat more vegetables...by ordering extra pickles on my burger."
8. "This year, I'm resolving to be more organized...or at least to buy more cute planners."
9. "My resolution is to be more mindful...of the fact that I left the oven on."
10. "I resolve to be more financially responsible...by avoiding my bank account at all costs."
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