Funny sayings about bad drivers
1. "Some people drive like they have a vendetta against their own car."
2. "I'm convinced some drivers got their license from a cereal box."
3. "If bad driving was an Olympic sport, some people would definitely take home the gold."
4. "I'm not saying they're a bad driver, but their GPS has a 'Avoid This Driver' feature."
5. "Driving behind them is like being in a real-life game of Mario Kart, except there are no power-ups."
6. "They drive like they're allergic to using turn signals."
7. "If bad driving was a talent, they'd be a prodigy."
8. "I've seen better driving in bumper cars at the fair."
9. "Their driving skills are so bad, even the potholes are trying to avoid them."
10. "They make parallel parking look like an extreme sport."
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