Funny sayings about being a mom
1. "I used to have a social life, now I have kids."
2. "Being a mom means never having a clean house, but always having a full heart."
3. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
4. "Motherhood: where coffee is a necessity and sleep is a luxury."
5. "I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it."
6. "I'm not yelling, I'm just projecting my voice so the whole neighborhood can hear me."
7. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a mom with superpowers (like finding lost toys in the dark)."
8. "Motherhood is a constant battle between wanting to be a perfect parent and just wanting to take a nap."
9. "I'm not just a mom, I'm a multitasking ninja."
10. "The best part of being a mom is the unconditional love...and the endless supply of snacks."
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