Funny sayings about being older
1. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."
2. "Age is just a number, but mine is unlisted."
3. "I'm not old, I'm a classic."
4. "I'm not over the hill, I'm just on top of it."
5. "I'm not old, I'm a vintage model."
6. "I'm not aging, I'm marinating."
7. "I'm not old, I'm just retro-cool."
8. "I'm not old, I'm a fine wine getting better with age."
9. "I'm not old, I'm a timeless masterpiece."
10. "I'm not old, I'm a seasoned pro at this thing called life."
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