Funny sayings about going to bed
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not a morning person or a night owl, I'm a permanently exhausted pigeon."
3. "I'm going to bed because I can't adult anymore today."
4. "I'm off to the land of nod, where my responsibilities can't find me."
5. "I'm not going to bed, I'm entering my recharging station."
6. "I'm like a cat - I'll sleep anywhere, anytime."
7. "I'm hitting the hay, because the struggle is real."
8. "I'm going to bed early, because my pillow is calling my name."
9. "I'm not going to bed, I'm just upgrading my sleep software."
10. "I'm off to the dream factory, where reality takes a backseat."
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