Funny sayings about menopause

1. "Menopause: when your inner thermostat goes haywire and your outer thermostat is set to 'blast furnace.'"

2. "Menopause is nature's way of saying, 'Hey, remember that time you wanted to be a hot mama? Well, now you are!'"

3. "Menopause: the only time in a woman's life when she can be both hot and cold at the same time."

4. "Menopause is like a rollercoaster ride, except the only ups and downs are your mood swings."

5. "Menopause: the ultimate excuse for forgetting where you put your keys, your phone, and your sanity."

6. "Menopause is God's way of telling women, 'You've been through childbirth, now let's see how you handle this!'"

7. "Menopause: the time in a woman's life when she can go from zero to 'I will cut you' in 2.5 seconds."

8. "Menopause is like a tropical vacation, except the only thing getting hot flashes is you."

9. "Menopause: the only time in a woman's life when she can blame her mood swings on her hormones and get away with it."

10. "Menopause is like a second puberty, except this time you're the one dealing with acne and mood swings."

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