Funny sayings about sitting

1. "Sitting is the new standing...said no one ever."

2. "I sit, therefore I am...lazy."

3. "Sitting is my superpower, I can do it for hours without moving."

4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just energy efficient...by sitting."

5. "Sitting is my favorite exercise...I can do it all day."

6. "I have a black belt in sitting...on the couch."

7. "Sitting is my cardio...when I'm reaching for the remote."

8. "I'm not sitting, I'm just practicing for my future career as a professional sitter."

9. "Sitting is my happy place...until my legs fall asleep."

10. "I'm not sitting, I'm just taking a stand...by sitting down."

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