Funny sayings christmas cards
1. "May your Christmas be filled with joy, laughter, and enough cookies to last until New Year's!"
2. "Wishing you a Christmas so merry, even Santa would be jealous!"
3. "May your holiday season be filled with more joy than a kid in a candy store!"
4. "Sending you warm wishes and hot cocoa kisses this Christmas!"
5. "May your Christmas be as bright as Rudolph's nose and as jolly as Santa's laugh!"
6. "Here's to hoping your Christmas is more magical than a snow globe and more fun than a sleigh ride!"
7. "Wishing you a Christmas so wonderful, even the Grinch would crack a smile!"
8. "May your Christmas be filled with more love and less fruitcake!"
9. "Sending you warm hugs, mistletoe kisses, and plenty of holiday cheer!"
10. "May your Christmas be as merry and bright as a string of twinkling lights!"
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