Funny sayings for a bday cake
1. "Another year older, but still not wiser!"
2. "Age is just a number, but cake is forever!"
3. "You're not old, you're vintage!"
4. "A little grey hair just means you're a little closer to being a silver fox!"
5. "Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!"
6. "You're not getting older, you're getting better... like fine wine!"
7. "Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you!"
8. "Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been!"
9. "You're not over the hill, you're just on the back nine!"
10. "Don't worry about getting older, you're still a few years away from being vintage!"
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