Funny sayings for dogs
1. "I'm not spoiled, I'm just well-loved."
2. "I'm not fat, I'm just fluffy."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm conserving energy."
4. "I'm not begging, I'm just practicing my puppy eyes."
5. "I'm not misbehaving, I'm just expressing my inner rebel."
6. "I'm not barking, I'm just singing the song of my people."
7. "I'm not stealing your socks, I'm just collecting them for a rainy day."
8. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the durability of your furniture."
9. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just practicing selective hearing."
10. "I'm not a dog, I'm a four-legged comedian."
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