Funny sayings for facebook

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

6. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not addicted to social media, I'm just committed to my online presence."

9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

10. "I'm not a chef, I just love to cook... and eat."

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Pick me upper sayings

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Mancunian sayings and

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Comma before quoted sayings

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Funny ot sayings

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Kong qiu confucius sayings

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List of sayings including the words right and central

1. You need to find the right balance between work and play.2. It's important to stay focused on what's right in the central of your goals.3. She always tries to steer the conversation back to the central point.4. Sometimes the right decision is not the most central one.5. He always stands

Sayings in the 2000s

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Sayings about friends who have passed away

1. Gone but never forgotten, you will always live on in our hearts.2. In the garden of memories, we will meet again.3. Those we love don't go away, they walk beside us every day.4. Although you are no longer with us, your spirit will always be a part of our lives.5. The bond we shared with

Light box fall sayings

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