1. "Dropping the kids off at the pool."
2. "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl."
3. "Making a deposit at the porcelain bank."
4. "Releasing the Kraken."
5. "Sending a fax to the sewer."
6. "Laying some cable."
7. "Doing the deed in the reading room."
8. "Launching a submarine."
9. "Having a sit-down meeting with the toilet."
10. "Unleashing the chocolate hostages."
Above is Funny sayings for going poop.
1. Fear the forked tongue of the snake, for it speaks with deceit.2. The wind may howl, but the mountain remains unmoved.3. In the darkness, the wise owl sees all.4. Like the river, life flows in its own course.5. The sun will rise again, even after the darkest night.6. The wolf may roam
1. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. - Dr. Seuss2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Charles R. Swindoll4. The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move
1. Meowy Christmas!2. Santa Paws is coming to town!3. Have a purr-fectly festive holiday!4. Wishing you a whisker-ful Christmas!5. May your Christmas be filled with lots of treats and cuddles!6. Meow-y and bright!7. Let's make this Christmas the cat's pajamas!8. Fur-tunately, it's Christmas time!9.
1. Bloom where you are planted.2. Every flower must grow through dirt.3. In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.4. A flower does not think of competing with the flower next to it. It just blooms.5. The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and
1. You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the love of my life on Valentine's Day.2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you - especially on Valentine's Day!3. I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot. Happy Valentine's Day, my che
1. Break a leg - A common phrase used to wish someone good luck before a performance.2. Dark night - A night when a theater is closed and no performance is scheduled.3. Showstopper - A particularly impressive or memorable moment in a performance that brings the audience to a standstill.4. Und
1. Life is a combination of magic and pasta. - Federico Fellini2. You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme3. Italian food is all about ingredients and it's not fussy and it's not fancy. - Wolfgang Puck4. The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days late
1. Eggnog is the nectar of the holiday gods.2. Life is better with a cup of eggnog in hand.3. Eggnog: the perfect blend of creamy, sweet, and festive.4. Spike the eggnog and let the holiday cheer flow.5. Eggnog: the official drink of cozy winter nights.6. In a world full of pumpkin spice,
1. Teaching is the profession that teaches all other professions.2. A teacher takes a hand, opens a mind, and touches a heart.3. Teaching is the greatest act of optimism.4. Teachers plant the seeds of knowledge that last a lifetime.5. Teaching is the art of shaping young minds and hearts.6
1. But when you fast, put oil on your head and wash your face, so that it will not be obvious to others that you are fasting, but only to your Father, who is unseen; and your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:17-182. Is not this the kind of fasting I have chose