Funny sayings for graduation
1. "Remember, the tassel was worth the hassle!"
2. "Time to trade in the cap and gown for a crown and a job!"
3. "I graduated, now I'm like a smart cookie - crumbly but well-rounded!"
4. "I'm not a hot mess, I'm a freshly graduated mess!"
5. "I'm not a regular graduate, I'm a cool graduate!"
6. "I can't keep calm, I just graduated!"
7. "I'm not a know-it-all, I just graduated!"
8. "Diploma: unlocked. Adulting: loading..."
9. "I'm not a dropout, I'm a graduate with a twist!"
10. "I came, I saw, I graduated - now where's the cake?"
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