Funny sayings for restaurant signs
1. "Our food is so good, even the vegetables are begging to be eaten!"
2. "Come in hungry, leave happy (and maybe a little bit sleepy)."
3. "We don't just serve food, we serve happiness on a plate."
4. "Our food is so delicious, you'll be licking the plate clean!"
5. "If you're on a diet, we have salads. If you're not, we have everything else."
6. "Life is too short for bad food. Come indulge with us!"
7. "Our food is like a hug for your taste buds."
8. "We're not just a restaurant, we're a foodie's paradise."
9. "Eating here is a surefire way to make your taste buds do a happy dance."
10. "Warning: Our food may cause uncontrollable cravings for more!"
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