Funny sayings for someone turning 50
1. "50 is the new 30... until you try to party like you're 30."
2. "At 50, you're like a fine wine - aged to perfection and a little bit sour."
3. "Turning 50 is like turning the page of a really long book... and realizing you're only halfway through!"
4. "Life begins at 50... but so do the wrinkles and gray hairs."
5. "50 is the age when you start counting your blessings... and your wrinkles."
6. "They say 50 is the new 40, but let's be real - it's more like the new 'where did I leave my keys?'"
7. "At 50, you've earned the right to be a little bit crotchety... and a lot fabulous."
8. "Fifty and fabulous - just like a vintage car, a little rust only adds character."
9. "They say 50 is the new 30, but let's face it - you're just 20 years wiser and 10 years more tired."
10. "Happy 50th! May your joints be as flexible as your sense of humor."
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