Funny sayings new home

1. "Home is where the WiFi connects automatically."

2. "Home is where you can dance like no one's watching, because no one is watching."

3. "Home is where the heart is, but it's also where the snacks are."

4. "Home is where you can be your weird and wonderful self without judgment."

5. "Home is where you can wear your pajamas all day and no one cares."

6. "Home is where you can talk to yourself and no one thinks you're crazy."

7. "Home is where you can be the master of your own thermostat."

8. "Home is where you can have a full conversation with your pet and they actually understand you."

9. "Home is where you can be surrounded by all your favorite things, like pillows and blankets."

10. "Home is where you can eat ice cream straight from the tub and call it dinner."

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