Funny sayings of getting lips enlarged
1. "I wanted fuller lips, but now I look like I'm auditioning for a role in a cartoon!"
2. "I asked for Angelina Jolie lips, but I think I got more of a Daffy Duck vibe."
3. "My lips are so big now, I could probably store snacks in them for later."
4. "I thought bigger lips would make me look more kissable, but now I just look like I got stung by a bee."
5. "I wanted to pout like a Kardashian, but I ended up looking more like a blowfish."
6. "My lips are so swollen, I feel like I could audition for a role in a fish tank commercial."
7. "I told the doctor I wanted a subtle enhancement, but I think they misheard me and went for the 'duck face' look instead."
8. "I used to have a resting b**** face, now I have a resting 'trout pout' face."
9. "I wanted to turn heads with my new lips, but now I think I'm just turning stomachs."
10. "I guess you could say my lip filler experience was a 'big' mistake!"
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