1. "I told you I was sick!"
2. "Well, this sucks."
3. "I'll be back...maybe."
4. "Here lies a person who always knew how to make an entrance."
5. "I guess I should have listened to my doctor."
6. "I finally found some peace and quiet."
7. "I always said I wanted to be six feet under, but this is ridiculous."
8. "I told you I was feeling grave."
9. "I'm just here for the dirt nap."
10. "I hope they have Wi-Fi in the afterlife."
Above is Funny sayings on tombstones.
1. Life is a journey, not a destination.2. In the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.3. Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.4. Life is a gift, and death is a natural part of the cycle. Embrace
1. Bless your heart - a phrase used to express sympathy or pity, often in a sarcastic or condescending manner2. Fixin' to - getting ready to do something3. Y'all - a contraction of you all, used as a plural form of you4. Sweet tea - iced tea that is heavily sweetened5. Ain't - a contra
1. A husband is like a deck of cards, always trying to avoid the queen.2. Behind every successful man is a surprised wife.3. A happy marriage is a union of a good husband and a good listener.4. A wise man once said, 'I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning how to sail my ship.' His wife re
Her crown is firmly back in place.
1. May your birthday be as fresh and invigorating as your new cologne.2. Wishing you a scent-sational birthday filled with joy and happiness.3. Here's to a birthday that's as unforgettable as your signature cologne.4. May your special day be as captivating as the fragrance you wear.5. Spray
1. A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be. - Douglas Pagels2. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.' - C.S. Lewis3. Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the
1. Gone but never forgotten.2. In loving memory.3. Forever in our hearts.4. Rest in peace.5. You will be dearly missed.6. May you find eternal peace.7. In the arms of the angels.8. You will always be remembered.9. Your memory will live on.10. Until we meet again.
There is no set number of sayings that you should have at 50. The number of sayings you have is a personal choice and can vary depending on your preferences and interests. Some people may have a few favorite sayings that they like to use frequently, while others may have a large collection of saying
1. You are stronger than you think.2. This too shall pass.3. You are not alone in this.4. You are worthy of love and happiness.5. You are capable of overcoming any challenge.6. You are enough just as you are.7. You are deserving of good things.8. You have the power to create a positiv
1. Hot weather brings out the best in us, but also the sweat. 2. In the heat of the moment, stay cool. 3. When the going gets hot, the hot get going. 4. Hot weather is like a test of endurance - stay hydrated and keep cool. 5. Sweat is just your body crying for more water in hot weather. 6