Funny sayings to put on wine glasses

1. "Wine a little, laugh a lot."

2. "Sip happens."

3. "Wine a bit, you'll feel better."

4. "Wine not?"

5. "Wine improves with age, I improve with wine."

6. "Wine o'clock somewhere."

7. "Wine a little, it'll make you feel better."

8. "Wine a fine idea."

9. "Wine a little, it'll make the day better."

10. "Wine a little, laugh a lot."

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