"When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye."
"When life gives you lemons, make a gin and tonic."
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for a pizza."
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party."
"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate."
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1. Good wine and good shoes, make a happy heart.2. A woman can never have too much wine or too many shoes.3. Life is too short to drink bad wine or wear uncomfortable shoes.4. Wine and shoes, the perfect pair for a fabulous night out.5. Like a fine wine, a good pair of shoes only gets bette
1. ¡Órale! - This is a common expression used to show excitement or encouragement, similar to saying Let's go! or Come on!2. No hay mal que por bien no venga - This saying translates to There is no bad from which good does not come, and is used to convey optimism in difficult situations.3.
1. But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.2. Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.3. O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!4. Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.5
1. Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy birthday!2. Another year older, another year wiser. Cheers to you on your special day!3. May your birthday be as fabulous as you are. Here's to another year of elegance and grace.4. A toast to the birthday boy/girl wh
1. The pain of betrayal is like a knife twisting in your heart.2. Being hurt by someone you love is like a deep wound that takes time to heal.3. The scars left by betrayal may fade, but the pain lingers on.4. Trust broken is like a mirror shattered, the pieces can never be put back together t
1. Hold your horses.2. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.3. Straight from the horse's mouth.4. A horse of a different color.5. Wild horses couldn't drag me away.6. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.7. Eat like a horse.8. Stable relationships are built on tr
1. I'm not just a hairstylist, I'm a magician with scissors.2. I'm not just a makeup artist, I'm a face Picasso.3. Life is short, make your lashes long.4. I contour so much, I could sculpt a masterpiece.5. I'm not high maintenance, I'm just well maintained.6. Beauty is in the eye of the m
One of John Dewey's famous sayings about freedom is: Freedom is not something that anybody can be given. Freedom is something people take, and people are as free as they want to be. Dewey believed that true freedom is not granted by others, but rather it is something that individuals must actively
1. I've eaten so much I feel like I'm going to explode like a Christmas pudding!2. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!3. Christmas calories don't count, right? It's like a festive free pass to eat all the mince pies!4. I'm dreaming of a silent n
1. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. - Elf2. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red. 3. Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home. - Carol Nelson4. The main reason Santa is so jolly is beca