Funny short birthday sayings
1. "Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy birthday!"
2. "You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value. Happy birthday!"
3. "Another year older, but who's counting? Oh wait, we are. Happy birthday!"
4. "Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Happy birthday, you big kid!"
5. "Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. Enjoy your special day!"
6. "You're not old, you're just retro! Happy birthday, vintage friend!"
7. "Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number. Happy birthday!"
8. "You're like a fine wine - you get better with age. Happy birthday, you old grape!"
9. "Another year wiser, another year closer to retirement. Happy birthday!"
10. "They say age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number. Happy birthday!"
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