Funny sleeping sayings

1. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not an afternoon person. I'm not an evening person. I'm a sleep person."

2. "I don't snore, I dream I'm a motorcycle."

3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

4. "I'm not sleeping, I'm just practicing for the dream Olympics."

5. "I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed."

6. "Sleep is my superpower. I can do it anywhere, anytime."

7. "I'm not napping, I'm just meditating horizontally."

8. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on a sleepcation."

9. "I'm not addicted to sleep, we're just in a committed relationship."

10. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not a night owl. I'm a perpetually exhausted pigeon."

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