Funny surgery quotes and sayings
1. "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." - Henny Youngman
2. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV." - Unknown
3. "Surgery: the only place where you can get paid to cut people open." - Unknown
4. "I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthesia. He said, 'Sure, knock yourself out!'" - Unknown
5. "I'm not afraid of surgery, I'm afraid of waking up with a new accent." - Unknown
6. "Why did the surgeon break up with his girlfriend? She was too incision-sensitive." - Unknown
7. "I asked the surgeon if he could give me a hand. He said, 'Sorry, I'm all booked up.'" - Unknown
8. "I told the surgeon I was feeling a little light-headed. He said, 'That's just the anesthesia kicking in.'" - Unknown
9. "Surgery: the only time it's acceptable to cut someone off mid-sentence." - Unknown
10. "I asked the surgeon if he could perform my surgery while juggling. He said, 'I'm good, but not that good.'" - Unknown
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