Funny thor sayings
1. "I am Thor, son of Odin, and as long as there is breath in my body, I am running out of patience!"
2. "I have a hammer, I have a cape, and I have fabulous hair. What more do you need?"
3. "I'm not saying I'm the God of Thunder, but I do make a mean lightning bolt."
4. "I don't always save the world, but when I do, I prefer to do it with style."
5. "I'm not just a pretty face with a hammer. I also have a great sense of humor... when I'm not busy saving the universe."
6. "You can't spell 'hero' without 'heir'... as in, heir to the throne of Asgard."
7. "I may be the God of Thunder, but I'm also the God of Awesomeness."
8. "I don't need a cape to be a hero, but it sure does make a statement."
9. "I'm not just a Norse god, I'm also a master of puns. Lightning-quick wit, you could say."
10. "I may be a god, but even I can't resist a good burger and fries after a battle."
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