Funny trick or treat sayings
1. "Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!"
2. "I'm here for the candy, not the tricks...unless you have really good candy!"
3. "I'm dressed as a ghost, but I'm not a scary guest. Just give me candy and I'll be on my way!"
4. "Knock, knock! Who's there? Candy! Candy who? Candy you give me some treats, please?"
5. "I'm not a witch, I just want a Snickers!"
6. "I'm not a vampire, but I'm thirsty for some candy!"
7. "I'm a little monster looking for some sweet treats!"
8. "Trick or treat, give me something sweet to eat, or I'll play a prank that can't be beat!"
9. "I'm not a zombie, but I'm craving some brain-shaped candy!"
10. "I'm not a werewolf, but I'll howl with joy if you give me candy!"
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