Funny trucker sayings
1. "I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention."
2. "I'm not overweight, I'm under-tall."
3. "I'm not speeding, I'm just qualifying for the Daytona 500."
4. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes."
5. "I'm not a trucker, I'm a mobile logistics engineer."
6. "I'm not a truck driver, I'm a professional road warrior."
7. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on trucker time."
8. "I'm not tired, I'm just on low battery mode."
9. "I'm not a trucker, I'm a highway hero in disguise."
10. "I'm not talking to myself, I'm just having a staff meeting with the voices in my head."
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