Funny weed christmas sayings
1. "Have yourself a merry little spliff-mas!"
2. "All I want for Christmas is a big bag of weed."
3. "Let it snow, let it snow, let it smoke!"
4. "Jingle bells, jingle buds, jingle all the way!"
5. "Dreaming of a green Christmas."
6. "May your Christmas be as lit as your joint."
7. "Santa's not the only one coming to town this Christmas."
8. "Weed the halls with boughs of holly, fa la la la la, la la la la!"
9. "Rudolph the red-eyed reindeer had a very shiny bong."
10. "Ho ho high, Merry Christmas!"
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