Funny wellness sayings
1. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one in my own mind."
2. "I tried yoga once, but I found it too stressful. Now I just eat cookies instead."
3. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
4. "I don't need a personal trainer, I need a personal motivator to stop eating junk food."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
6. "I'm not a gym rat, I'm a gym unicorn - rare and magical."
7. "I run because I really like dessert."
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not out of shape, I'm just in hibernation mode."
10. "I'm not a health nut, I'm just nuts about health."
Above is Funny wellness sayings.
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