Funny workplace quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
4. "I'm not a morning person, don't talk to me until my coffee does."
5. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just extremely productive at unimportant things."
6. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards."
7. "I'm not late, everyone else is just early."
8. "I'm not a workaholic, I just love what I do... a lot."
9. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
10. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
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1. It's not you, it's me.2. I need space to find myself.3. We've grown apart.4. I think we want different things.5. I need time to focus on myself.6. I don't see a future for us.7. I think we're better off as friends.8. I need to figure out what I want in life.9. I don't feel the sa